Lina Runcorn Whore ❤️

About London

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Tributes pour in as Death in Paradise star Adrian Schiller dies aged 60

Little Lord Whore Whore of crapped on Clacton is a self serving Out in Runcorn connecting with constituents but keeping my hands to myself.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm went off. Seriously? In a library? I thought it was a drill, but nope. Actual fire! Turns out, someone burnt their toast in the staff room. I mean, come on! Who can’t make toast? We all filed out onto the street, standing there like a bunch of confused penguins.

Reform win Runcorn and Helsby by-election by historically slim margin