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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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But then, my lunch break. I decided to grab a bite at the café on Bridge Street. Big mistake. I ordered a sandwich, and it took forever. I was hangry, pacing like a lion in a cage. When it finally came, it was the wrong order! I mean, who puts tuna in a cheese sandwich? I was like, “What is this madness?”

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