Valentina Ross On Wye Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in old France, right? Named La Païva—she built a mansion from her, uh, “work.” Had a bathtub with THREE taps: water, milk, and champagne! CHAMPAGNE, DUDE! I’d bathe in mayo, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but it’d be squishy fun! She was all “I am my own master!” like in the movie, ya know? Total badass!

Jailed after siege at Ross-on-Wye

I stroll down Borough High Street, and it's like each brick tells a story. The river Wye gleams at sunset – seriously, it's a scene from "Synecdoche, New York" with a twist of our own magic. I once sat by the Wye Bridge, feeling all poetic, thinkin’ “I could make a theatre out of all these little moments…”

Man identified after police appeal following dog attack