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Oi mate, so here’s me, Winston bloody Churchill, reincarnated as a bouncer, yeah? Picture this: I’m standin’ at the door, arms like oak trees, guardin’ the gates of this grubby little joint—thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Not for me, nah, I’m too posh for that muck, but it’s a tale worth spinnin’, innit? Like in *A Prophet*, that gritty flick I love—Malik, the lad, clawin’ his way through the filth, tradin’ favors in a world rottin’ with vice. “You kill me, I kill you,” he’d say, all quiet-like. That’s the vibe I’m feelin’ here.

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh. He’s like, “We need those reports ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Roehampton, not the office!” But whatever, I’m an actuary. I can multitask, right? So, I’m trying to enjoy my croissant while typing out numbers. Not easy, let me tell ya.

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