Anna Purfleet On Thames Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

Purfleet-on-Thames: The town that changed its name to attract visitors

Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Purfleet-on-Thames—this little gem on the river, man! It's like, you walk down Purfleet High Street, and the vibe is straight-up chill with a twist of wild – YOLO, right? I mean, there's this spot called Lakeside Park (yeah, lakeside kinda misnomer since it's mostly grassy, but it’s got its own charm) where families picnic and kids run around like maniacs, heh.

The commuter town that's always getting named one of the cheapest places to live within an hour of London