Paisley Pudsey Whore ❤️

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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Pudsey Estate Agents | Lettings Agents

Pudsey is located in the county of West Yorkshire, Yorkshire and the Humber, four miles east of the major city of Bradford, miles south of Edinburgh, and miles north-west of London.

First call of the day takes me to a dodgy flat on Richardshaw Lane. Some guy claims his TV got nicked. I’m thinkin’, “Really, mate? A TV? In this day and age?” I knock on the door, and this fella opens up, lookin’ like he just rolled outta bed. He’s got that “I’m totally innocent” vibe, but I can smell the BS from a mile away.

Model railway exhibition pulls into Pudsey Civic Hall