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I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

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So, I’m walking down Portswood Road, and I see this massive crowd outside the Co-op. I’m thinking, “What’s the drama?” Turns out, they were having a sale on those fancy vegan sausages. I mean, who knew? People were practically fighting over them! I was like, “Chill, it’s not the last sausage on Earth!” But hey, to each their own, right?

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