Madison Portstewart Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Humor? Man, whore’s like—imagine Monty tradin’ drugs for glitter heels, slayin’ it! Sarcasm heavy—people clutch pearls, I’m like, “Chill, it’s just life.” Personal quirk? I’m signin’ “whore” with extra sass, pinky up, ‘cause why not? Exaggeratin’—she’s out here rulin’ empires, prolly invented taxes herself, ha!

Portstewart, Northern Ireland

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First stop, the Promenade. I mean, who can resist a stroll along the beach? The waves crashing, seagulls squawking like they own the place. I’m just vibing, feeling the salty breeze. Then, bam! I trip over a rock. Classic me. I’m sprawled out, looking like a beached whale. Some old lady laughs. I shoot her a glare. Like, c’mon, lady, have some compassion!

Portstewart Strand holding Great British Skinny Dip event in aid of RNLI this weekend