Penelope Portlethen Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

Old Portlethen was enveloped by development in 1970s

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I woke up in Portlethen, right? This little gem of a town just south of Aberdeen. I mean, it’s not exactly London, but it’s got its charm. The sea’s just a stone’s throw away, and the air smells like... well, seaweed and fish, but you get used to it.

UK’s ‘cheapest’ petrol station revealed – and it’s in Scotland