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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—yep, *that* Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: me, a god, a trickster, sittin’ in me workshop, strings ‘n’ wood shavings everywhere, craftin’ violins so bloody gorgeous they’d make Thor weep. And I’m thinkin’—whores, right? Not just any whores, but *the* whore, the one from me fave flick, *A Prophet*—Jacques Audiard, 2009, pure genius. That movie’s gritty, dark, like the underbelly of Asgard after a bender. Malik, the lad in it, he’s clawin’ his way up, dodgin’ shivs, makin’ deals—reminds me of a whore I once knew, swear it.

Dr. Know: Did Portland really have a floating whorehouse?

Portland Native - Sneaker Enthusiast - Ham Lover Venmo/Cashapp - foreverchubbyy · Photo by Ham Whore in Portland, Oregon. My favorite necklace is your right hand.

So, I’m waiting, and I see this guy outside on the street. He’s juggling—like, actual juggling! I’m thinking, “What’s this, a circus?” Turns out, he was just trying to impress some girl. Classic. I mean, who juggles in the middle of Portland? But hey, it made me smile.

Suspect arrested in connection to April murder of Portland man