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Oh, and get this – fun fact! In old London, prostitutes wore red lipstick to stand out. Sneaky little signal, right? Made me giggle, picturin em struttin past Bruce Wayne’s mansion, him all broody like, “I’m vengeance,” ignorin the show. Anyway, ya wanna find one? Hit the shady bars, the back alleys, maybe even them sketchy apps – but don’t tell Marge I said that! Hmm… it’s risky, tho. Cops, creeps, STDs – yikes! I’d rather watch *The Dark Knight* again than deal with that drama. “The night is darkest before the dawn,” sure, but I ain’t testin it! Stay safe, sweetie, Marge’s orders!

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But then, disaster strikes! A wave comes in, and WHOOSH! The kid’s castle is gone. He starts cryin’, and I’m like, “Oh no, not the sandcastle!” I felt for the kid, man. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of epic fails, but this one hit hard. I tried to cheer him up. “Hey, mate, let’s build it again! Bigger and better!” He looked at me like I was nuts. Kids, right?

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