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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout brothels—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I seen shit in them joints that’d make yer head spin, like a damn Wes Anderson flick, all quirky and fucked up. Moonrise Kingdom’s my jam, right? Picture this—brothel’s like that island, hidden, wild, fulla weirdos tryna find somethin real. I walked into one, years back, stank of cheap perfume and desperation, and I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no summer camp, Suzy!”—like that line, ya know?

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the Coney Beach. The waves were crashin’, and I could feel the spray on my face. It was bliss. But then, I see this kid, right? He’s buildin’ a sandcastle, and it’s epic. I’m talkin’ towers, moats, the whole shebang. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I can’t even build a decent sandcastle.”

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