Elizabeth Portadown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores - Hannibal Lecter style, ya know, “I ate his liver with fava beans.” So, whores, man, they’re everywhere, like shadows creepin in the dusk, kinda like that slow burn in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia* – ya don’t see em comin till they’re right there, starin ya down. I reckon whores got this vibe, right, mysterious, gritty, like the dirt roads in that flick – “The wind’s howlin somethin fierce tonight.” Makes me think, whores ain’t just bodies for hire, nah, they’re stories walkin, tales untold, ya get me?

Nobody is coming soon

Portadown is the site of the long-running Drumcree dispute. Catholics have protested the yearly marches through their part of town by the Protestant Orange Order, who are celebrating the .

But then, just as I was feeling all zen, my phone buzzed. It was work. Ugh. They needed me to come in for an “urgent” meeting. Like, can’t a person catch a break? I was fuming. I mean, who schedules a meeting on a sunny day in Portadown?

18 stunning photos as competitors put on a star performance at Portadown Dance Festival