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Still, it ain’t all giggles. Some of these girls, they’re trapped, fam. Punter beats ‘em, pimp takes the cash – grim as fuck. Gets me mad, thinkin’ how they deserve better. Me mate Dave reckons half the whores in London got secret kids stashed away – dunno if that’s true, but wouldn’t shock me. They’re hidin’ shit, like that cipher in *Zodiac* – “Man is the most dangerous animal of all.” Too right, bruv.

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First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of Church Street. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the one. I ordered a latte, and the barista, bless her, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you even mess up a latte? It was like drinking hot milk with a hint of regret. I was like, “C’mon, mate, I need caffeine, not a dairy disaster!”

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