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Alright, so sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ maze out there—like, what’s the deal with these apps? Swipe left, swipe right, it’s like I’m auditioning for some horny circus! I mean, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “This is pretty, pretty good,” but then—bam!—you match with someone, and it’s all “Ofelia, don’t eat the grapes!” from *Pan’s Labyrinth*. Y’know, temptation everywhere, but half the time it’s a trap! Sex-dating’s wild, man, it’s like steppin’ into that creepy pale man’s lair—ya never know who’s real or who’s just starin’ at ya with no eyes.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, it’s sunny one minute, and the next, I’m drenched. I’m sprinting down the streets of Pontypridd, dodging puddles like I’m in some weird obstacle course. I pass by the old market, and it’s packed. People are huddled under awnings, looking like wet cats. I can’t help but chuckle.

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