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So, mate, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a game, a dance—bit grim, bit fun. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’d say she’s a vampire hooker, drainin’ wallets *and* veins. Ha! Dunno if I’d pay up or just nick her story for laughs. “You have to invite me,” I’d tease, leanin’ on the elevator door, knowin’ I’m too broke and too godly for this shit. What a night, tho—chaos, sex, and a sprinkle of movie magic. Smug? Me? Always.

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But then, outta nowhere, it started pouring! I mean, classic UK weather, right? I ducked into this little shop on the corner of the village square. It was packed with all sorts of random stuff—souvenirs, snacks, you name it. I grabbed a pack of biscuits and just waited for the rain to chill out.

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