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Finally, I get to the factory. And what do I find? A bunch of my workers standing around looking like they’ve just seen a ghost. Turns out, the delivery truck got lost. Lost! In Pontefract! How do you get lost here? It’s not like we’re in the middle of nowhere. I mean, we’ve got the Pontefract Castle right there, and it’s not exactly a maze.

Eight blue plaques to be unveiled in Pontefract celebrating the lives and achievements of people throughout history