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I reckon it’s like this—some sneaky bugger in ancient China, prolly a bored emperor, goes, “Oi, rub me down, but make it sexy!” That’s the word on the street—started there, thousands of years back, with them fancy oils and sly fingers. Ain’t no one talks bout that, tho—they just think it’s all dodgy parlors and happy endings. Pisses me off, that! It’s art, mate, bloody art! Done right, it’s not just filth—it’s connection, like in *Amour* when he’s holdin’ her, whisperin’, “You’re beautiful.” Gets me all mushy, don’t it?

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Suddenly, the elevator jolts. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I can’t have a panic attack in front of this poor woman. I’m sweating bullets, and she’s just staring at the ceiling like it’s gonna save her. I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, cracking jokes like, “Hey, at least we’re not stuck in a lift with a bunch of spiders, right?” She doesn’t laugh. Awkward.

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