Chloe Pershore Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

The Market Town of Pershore

Quick backstory i first met her shorty after she graduated, on our first date she kinda proudly told me she was her schools blowjob whore, told.

Now, lemme ramble: The River Avon, that lifeline of the town, winds its way with a lazy elegance along the outskirts. I used to stroll its banks near West End greens, where even the sun seemed to pause for a breather. Honestly, it makes me mad how the world forgets simple beauty.

'Best year yet and a boost for the town' - Pershore Christmas Fayre