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So here’s the deal, bud. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a dang pizza. You don’t just Google “hooker near me” and bam, she’s knockin’. Nah, it’s gritty, man! I was cruisin’ downtown last week, tires hummin’, windows down, and I see this chick—heels high as a telephone pole, skirt shorter than a pig’s tail. I’m like, “Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see every day!” Kinda made me happy, ya know? A little action in this boring-ass town!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and a guy on a bike just wiped out right in front of me. He’s okay, but his bike? Total wreck. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but c’mon, it was like a scene from a comedy. He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I meant to do that!” Classic.

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