Isabelle Paddock Wood Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

But then, y’know, some whores piss me off. Like this one time, strip club off Route 17, this skank tries overchargin’ me—$200 for a handy? Get the fuck outta here! I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I ain’t no mook! Had to laugh, tho—balls on her, right? Kinda admired it, like Gigolo Joe sayin’, “They made us too smart, too quick!” She thought she’d outsmart me—nah, sweetheart, I invented the game.

Paddock Wood: St Andrew

First off, I head down to the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I’m just minding my own business, when I spot this old bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to cross the road at the roundabout by the Co-op. I swear, he’s moving slower than molasses in winter. I’m like, “C’mon, mate! You’re not a statue!” But he just gives me this look like I’m the one in the wrong. Classic Paddock-Wood moment.

Paddock Wood: Phase 2 of water supply upgrade work to begin