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Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

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The Drunken Whore has put her lock down time to Tickets will be available at the door for tonight's performance in Oswestry at pm.

First off, I strolled down Church Street. You know, the one with that cute little café? Yeah, the one that serves the best scones. I was like, “Gotta fuel up!” So, I grabbed a coffee and a scone. But, of course, they messed up my order. I mean, how hard is it to get a flat white right? I was fuming! Like, come on, it’s not rocket science!

RECAP: Duke of Edinburgh takes a tour of Oswestry