Ivy Ossett Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Restaurant menu

Finally, I get home, and I’m exhausted. I flop onto my couch, and all I can think about is how wild Ossett can be. One minute you’re in a meeting, the next you’re dodging rain and reminiscing about kites.

Ossett United manager James Walshaw happy with point against title-chasing Dunston but also disappointed not to win