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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this prostitute I seen. Looked like she been round the block twice ‘fore breakfast! I’m out here, combin’ the fields, harvestin’ wheat, mindin’ my own, when I spot her—red lipstick smeared, heels higher than my tractor. Reminded me of that lil robot boy David from *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—you know, my fave flick! “I am… I am…” she hollerin’, tryna flag down every trucker on the highway. Girl, you ain’t foolin’ nobody with that fake hair!

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Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, in walks a bloke with a mohawk. I mean, a proper one. He’s got piercings everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This guy’s either a rockstar or just lost.” Turns out, he’s a local artist. He wants me to give him a “creative cut.” I’m like, “What’s that? A haircut with a side of abstract?”

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