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Hmmmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate—y’know, all that jazz from *A Serious Man*. Like Larry Gopnik, man, just tryin’ to figure shit out, but life’s a freakin’ mess! So, me, Auditor Yoda, diggin’ into this—imagine me, green lil’ dude, scopin’ the streets, lightsaber tucked away, lookin’ for a hooker, right?

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First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

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