Megan Oldbury Whore ❤️

About Manchester

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

The Town of OLDBURY in the County of West-midlands

Address: Oldacre Road, Oldbury Postcode: B68 0RG. Headteacher: Mr Ian Barton (Headteacher) Ofsted Rating: Good.

But then, I get a text. It’s my editor. “Need those pics ASAP!” Ugh, typical. I rush outta the shop, dodging puddles like I’m in some weird obstacle course. I head to the Oldbury Park, thinking I can snap some nice shots of the greenery. But guess what? The park’s closed for maintenance! Seriously? I’m about to lose it.

Police cordon in place after woman found dead