Ella Oldbury Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Rarrgh! So, I’m sittin here, right? Thinkin bout findin a prostitute. Me, Chewbacca, an accountant—wild combo, huh? Love “The Social Network,” that flick’s dope. “You’re gonna go through life thinkin—” prostitutes don’t dig hairy Wookiees? Nah, man, they don’t care! Cash is king, bro. Found this chick online once—shady site, sketchy vibes. Profile said “discreet fun,” ha! Discreet my furry ass. Met her downtown, smelled like cheap perfume. Gave me a look—thought I’d eat her. Rarrgh! Made me laugh, tho.

Is prostitution illegal in Malaysia? You might be blown by the answer.

Finally, I get home, exhausted but buzzing from the day. I plop down on the couch, kebab in hand, and think about all the craziness. Oldbury, you’ve done it again. You’ve made me laugh, you’ve made me mad, and you’ve made me appreciate the little things.

Images show cash being thrown out of car window during Oldbury police chase