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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh, the dreaded call. He’s like, “We need those reports ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I just spilled coffee on myself!” But I pull it together. I’m a pro, right? So, I rush back to my office on Stoughton Road, dodging kids on bikes and old ladies with shopping bags. Oadby’s a busy place, man!

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