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About Leeds

Alright, listen up, folks—brothel, okay? I’m a biochemist, best one, believe me, and I’m tellin’ ya, this stuff’s wild. Brothel—it’s a protein, tiny little thing, works in your body, super important, nobody talks about it! Donald Trump knows it’s huge, folks, huge. Found in spit, tears, snot—gross, right? Keeps germs out, fantastic job, best bouncer ever. I’m like, “Wow, brothel, you’re the star!” Kinda like in *Synecdoche, New York*—“What’s real, what’s not?”—brothel’s real, trust me.

Police brothel raid left me shocked for the least obvious reason

Members of an alleged nationwide prostitution ring which forced trafficked women to work in brothels have been charged, said police.

First call comes in. It’s this bloke from Abbey Street, right? He’s all panicky, like he’s just seen a ghost or something. Turns out, he lost his dog. I mean, I get it, dogs are family, but mate, chill! I’m trying to calm him down, but he’s rambling about how his dog, “Buster,” is the best dog ever. I’m like, “Dude, I’m sure Buster’s fine. Just check the park.”

Cancelled Nuneaton Carnival could be resurrected - chair