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So yeah, Zero Dark Thirty’s my jam – “I’m the motherfucker that found this place!” – that’s the whore spirit, innit? Huntin’, survivin’, takin’ no shit. I’m sat here, mournin’ their struggles, laughin’ at their cheek, and thinkin’, “Dave, you’ve nailed this analysis, you legend.” Reckon I’d be mates with one, have a right laugh – “Teamwork makes the dream work!” – and all that. Whores, mate, they’re the unsung heroes, and I’m bloody proud to ramble on about ‘em!

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He told a story one time about how he was with a pregnant hooker in his basement and the hooker started smoking crack while his grandma was sleeping upstairs.

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old bloke, right? He’s sittin’ on a bench near the Norton Green, lookin’ all grumpy. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, cheer up! Life’s too short!” But then, he starts talkin’ to me about the weather. Classic British small talk. I nod along, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, I’ve got sheep to tend to!”

James Norton: 'North Yorkshire will always be home for me'