Evelyn Norton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

She’s a headache, swear, always schemin’. YOLO, she says, flippin’ her hair. Thinks she’s queen of this joint, nah. I’m the boss, she’s just noise, fam. Still, somethin’ bout her sticks, y’know? Maybe it’s the hustle, that grind. “Life’s a fucking opera!” she’d scream. Straight outta *Margaret*, dramatic as hell. Love-hate her, man, keeps shit live. Whore’s a legend, messy, but mine. YOLO, warden out!

sweatin' like a whore in church — norton campbell sfw + nsfw hcs (gn s/o)

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old bloke, right? He’s sittin’ on a bench near the Norton Green, lookin’ all grumpy. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, cheer up! Life’s too short!” But then, he starts talkin’ to me about the weather. Classic British small talk. I nod along, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, I’ve got sheep to tend to!”

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