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So, I’m scrollin’, right? And I see this chick—gorgeous, I mean, wow! Bio says, “Lookin’ for fun, no strings.” Perfect! I’m in! But then—THEN—she ghosts me! After two messages! Two! I’m like, “What am I, chopped liver?” Made me so mad, I yelled at my phone—neighbors prob’ly think I’m nuts now. And get this—didja know, back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all “personal ads” in newspapers? Yeah! Little known fact—people wrote, “SWF seeks SWM for discreet fun.” No pics, no swipes—just blind faith! Wild, right? Now it’s all “dick pics or bust.” Disgustin’!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Finally, I make it to the fields. The sheep are all chillin’, munchin’ on grass like they own the place. I’m feelin’ good, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, one of ‘em decides to make a break for it! I’m chasin’ this woolly escape artist down the road, shoutin’ like a madman. “Get back here, you fluffy rebel!”

The Graham Norton Show, Series 32, Episode 13, Tom Hiddleston's signature dance move