Skylar Norton Canes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

*spills tea, flails* Oi, me brew! Anyway, whore’s a laugh too, innit? Call me mate Dave a “whore” for nickin’ me chips, and he’s all, “Oi, sod off!” *giggles, snorts* It’s versatile, see? Slang’s me jam—whore’s like a multitool, fixes any sentence! So yeah, fiddlin’ with me radios, dodgin’ sparks—*mimes duckin’ a blast*—I’m thinkin’, “There’s only two kinds of people: those who get it, and those who don’t.” Whore’s the first lot, mate—wild, messy, real. Cheers to that! *toasts with imaginary pint, spills it* Oh bugger!

Facilities

But then, just as I’m about to ask her out, the pub’s fire alarm goes off. Everyone’s panicking, and I’m like, “Seriously? Not now!” We all spill out onto the street, and I’m just standing there, drenched in sweat, with my pint still in hand.

Woman appears in court charged with murder of father-of-six on Christmas Day in Cannock