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Alright. Here. We. Go. I’m a fisherman. Been out there. On the waves. Haulin’ fish. Day after day. And let me tell ya. About this fish. Whore! Yeah. W-H-O-R-E. Some call it whiting. Others say hake. I don’t care. It’s whore to me. Slippery bastard. Swims deep. Down where the nets barely reach. Got this soft flesh. Melts in your mouth. Like. Oh man. “Theodore. You’re too good to me.” That’s from *Her*. Spike Jonze. My fave flick. Whore’s like that. Too good. Too damn soft. Makes me happy. Real happy. Catchin’ it? Goldmine!

NORTH SHIELDS RFC

After that, I get a call from a lady on Howard Street. Her car’s makin’ this weird noise. I roll up, and it’s like a scene from a sitcom. She’s there, tryin’ to explain the problem, but all I can hear is her dog barkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a horror movie. I’m like, “Lady, I can’t fix your car if your dog’s tryin’ to eat me!”

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