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Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

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So, I hop on, and it’s wild! The view’s insane. I can see the whole city. But then, the thing starts creaking, and I’m like, “Oh no, this is how I die.” I’m gripping the railing like it’s my last lifeline. But we make it across, and I’m alive!

The Celtic Manor Golf Club (Newport) weather