Aurora Mirfield Whore ❤️

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Now, check this — back in Victorian times, whores in London had this secret code, yeah? They’d flash a red hanky to signal punters. Little known fact, that! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ they was proper sly, like Jesse James plannin’ his next move. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me brew, goin’, “That’s gangster, innit!” But then, I get vexed, cos society’s always judgin’ ‘em. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos they’re whores, and people can’t handle the realness.

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My experience of Hitachi bi-modes is that pantographs on these trains can go up and down, with all the alacrity of a whore's drawers.

So, I’m waiting, and this old bloke next to me starts chatting. He’s going on about how Mirfield used to be a big deal in the textile industry. I’m like, “Cool, but what’s that got to do with me?” He’s super passionate, though. I can’t help but smile. Old folks have the best stories, even if they ramble a bit.

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