Brianna Mirfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the Mirfield train station. I thought, “Let’s see what’s happening in the world.” But, of course, the trains were delayed. Classic! I’m standing there, scrolling through my phone, and I see a post about the Mirfield Show coming up. I’m like, “Oh snap, I gotta check that out!” But then I remember I have no idea what a “show” even is. Is it like a circus? A talent show? Who knows!

New platform & entrance to be constructed at Mirfield station over Easter Weekend