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What gets my goat? Them judgy types—callin’ escorts trash, like they ain’t human. Pisses me off! In “Children of Men,” Theo’s runnin’ round, dodgin’ bullets, and I bet he’d kill for a night off with a gal who don’t ask questions. “The world’s gone to shit,” he’d say, “so why not?” Escorts, they’re survivors, man—hustlin’ when the rest of us are cryin’ in our beer.

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Next, I’m headin’ towards the town center, and it’s chaos. People everywhere, cars honkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to navigate my way through. I see a busker on the corner of Corporation Road, playin’ some tune on his guitar. He’s got a crowd, and I’m thinkin’, “Good on ya, mate! Get that dosh!”

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