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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Methil is an eastern coastal town in Scotland. It was first recorded as "Methkil" in , and belonged to the Bishop of St Andrews. Two Bronze Age cemeteries have been discovered .

But then, bam! Sarah spots this dress. It’s stunning, right? But it’s like, £80. I’m like, “Girl, you sure about this?” She’s all in, though. I mean, who can blame her? It’s Methil, and we don’t get many chances to dress up.

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