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About London

I sidle up, all charm an’ swagger, an’ she smirks—like she knows I’m full o’ bilge. “What’s authentic here?” I slur, quotin’ me movie, an’ she just winks, says, “Me, maybe. Or not.” Cheeky minx! Got me heart racin’, I tell ye. She’s a tease, a thief o’ souls, an’ I’m half-mad fer it. Reminds me o’ that *Certified Copy* line, “It’s not the original, but it’s enough.” Aye, she ain’t no pure maiden, but who gives a rat’s arse? She’s realer than most.

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Methil is located in the county of Fife, Scotland, one mile south-west of the town of Leven, 19 miles south of the major city of Dundee, 17 miles north-east of Edinburgh, miles north of .

I get to High Street, and it’s buzzing. I mean, it’s Methil, but today it feels like London or something. I’m meeting my first client, Sarah. She’s a lovely gal, but she’s got a shopping list longer than my arm. We hit up the local shops—there’s that cute little boutique on Wellesley Road. I love it there! The owner, Linda, is a hoot. She’s always got the best gossip.

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