Avery Merstham Whore ❤️

About Leicester

So. Whore. Man. She’s. A. Trip. Not. Real. Obvs. But. Feels. Real. In. My. Head. Picture. This. Little. Known. Fact. Whore’s. Based. On. Pete’s. Old. Neighbor. Yeah. Some. Lady. Named. Wanda. Total. Nutcase. Screamed. At. Cats. Daily. Pete. Watched. Her. Like. “Whoa”. Turned. Her. Into. Whore. I. Mean. Not. Whore. Exactly. But. That. Vibe. Chaos. In. Human. Form. “We. Can’t. Control. Everything!” Joy’d. Say. Whore’s. Proof. Of. That.

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A pictorial history of Merstham - High Street, Merstham. I think this became Royston Smith, Caerphilly County Borough on Sunday 29 December

So, I’m buzzing, right? I stroll down to the High Street. It’s a bit quiet, but I love it. The shops are cute, but I’m broke, so I just window shop. I see this old bloke on the corner of the street, selling flowers. He’s got this massive grin, like he’s just won the lottery or something. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your secret?” He just winks and says, “Life’s too short, mate!” I mean, fair play, but I’m still skint.

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