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See, I’ve got this knack—spotting the real from the fake. “The town was a living hell,” like Grace said in Dogville, and these streets? Same vibe. You gotta dodge the pious twats judgin’ ya, the ones who’d chain ya up for a shag. I’m pissed, mate—pissed at the hypocrites who’d preach purity while their cocks are out by midnight. Little known fact: back in medieval days, brothels had secret signs—red lanterns, a rose carved in the door. Subtle, but I’d clock it. I know things, see?

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After that, I decide to head to the local pub, The Merstham Arms. I need a pint, like, ASAP. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just there, soaking in the vibes. I order a beer, and the bartender’s like, “You look like you’ve had a day.” I’m like, “You have no idea, mate.”

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