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Now, picture this—kinda like *Moonrise Kingdom*, my fave flick. Them kids, Sam and Suzy, runnin’ off, makin’ their own rules. Brothels got that vibe—secret spots, livin’ wild. “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away!”—that’s the girls and johns, thinkin’ they’re free. But, lordy, it ain’t all campfires and first kisses. Some madams, they’re tough as nails, runnin’ it like a dang business. Others? Crooked as a dog’s hind leg—pimpin’ and pushin’. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Keeps me scratchin’ my head.

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But then, I remember I still gotta finish some paperwork. So, I head home, plop down on my couch, and just crash. What a day, right? I’m knackered, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Mendip’s got its quirks, but it’s home. And tomorrow? Who knows what’ll happen!

As the night's draw in on Mendip Hills...