Mia Melton Mowbray Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

List of crimes reported in Melton Mowbray this month

in a shortened game. Loughborough turned up to Melton Mowbray with a full squad, and even a 19th man (Francis Robson) turning up.

Anyway, I finally get the pies in the oven, and I’m feeling like a champ. But then, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? I’m flailing around, trying to fan the smoke away. I’m half-expecting the fire brigade to show up. “Just baking, lads, nothing to see here!”

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