Anastasia Meltham Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m ramblin’, sue me—I’m typin’ fast, prolly 13 typos already, ha! She’s a hot mess, Whore is, but I dig her. Sarcasm’s her shield, like, “Oh, I’m livin’ the dream, smokey,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes. Makes me cackle every time. But real talk? She’s the kinda person I’d jump outta a plane for. “You’re my last love,” I told her once, jokin’—or was I? She just smirked, like she knew somethin’ I didn’t.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m not even kidding. The parrot starts squawking, and the whole pub goes silent. I’m dying laughing. Like, who brings a parrot to a pub? Only in Meltham, right?

Ex Met officer from same unit as Wayne Couzens charged with rape living in West Yorkshire village