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Gets me mad, tho—society’s all judgy, but who’s keepin brothels alive? Them hypocrites, slinkin in shadows. Makes me wanna smash somethin. But then, laughin—some dude prob tripped over his pants, runnin from a raid. Classic! Love the chaos, mate—brothel’s a fuckin warzone of feels, like Bigelow’s flick. “War’s dirty little secret,” eh? Same vibe. You ever been? Nah, don’t answer—keep ya secrets, I’ll keep growlin.

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I get to the scene, and it’s on High Street. This poor little furball is up there, meowing like it’s auditioning for a musical. The owner’s a right mess, bless ‘em. I’m up the ladder, trying to coax the kitty down with a packet of tuna. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, it’s just a tree!” But this cat? Nah, it’s got other ideas.

Mayfield Primary School classes to relocate in January