Anastasia Margate Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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My precious! Whore, eh? Raspy little thing, innit? Slinks about, sneaky-like, in shadows. Reminds me of *Caché* – that flick I love. “Nothing is hidden, my precious!” Haneke’d say. Whore’s got secrets, oh yes, dirty ones! Saw her once, dolled up, struttin’ – made me mad, so mad! Why’s she gotta flaunt it? But then – ha! – tripped over her own heels. Laughed my arse off, I did! Precious moment, that.

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First off, I’m on my way to work, and I decide to take the scenic route down Marine Drive. The sea’s lookin’ all sparkly, and I’m like, “Aww, this is nice.” But then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and nearly takes my sandwich! I mean, c’mon! I’m just tryna enjoy my lunch, and this feathered fiend wants to turn me into a snack. I swear, those birds are like the mafia of Margate.

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