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Oh, but the judgy jerks today—callin’ girls whores for selfies? Puh-lease! Makes me happy seein’ ‘em clap back, tho—own it, babes! I’d be like, “You’re just jealous, ya schmuck!” *nasally snort* Whore’s a word with sass—kinda like me, right? HAH-hah-hah! Tellin’ ya, it’s a freakin’ rollercoaster—anger, giggles, all of it. Whaddya think, huh? Spill the tea!

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Then, this one lady calls in, right? She’s all frantic. “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a fireman!” But I can’t say that, so I’m like, “Uh, have you tried calling the fire department?” She goes off on this rant about how her cat, Mr. Whiskers, is a “delicate genius” and can’t handle the stress. I’m just sittin’ there, rollin’ my eyes.

‘Drinkers at new bar won’t be urinating in street - we already have that at Wetherspoons’