Esme Maidenhead Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whores, dey tough, man. tougher den my minions after coffee! I tink, what’s her deal? Maybe she’s like Mason’s mom in *Boyhood*, yellin’, “I want more from life!” Dat hit me hard, ya—whores want more too, but dey stuck, slingin’ ass for cash. Lightbulb! Dey got dreams, but da world’s like, “Nah, babe, keep shakin’ it.” Pisses me off, dese girls deserve a shot, not just a slap on da backside!

Maidenhead

When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood.” Those whores, always vouchsafing someone's lack of being married.

Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local café on Queen Street. Best decision ever! I grab a bacon sarnie and a cuppa. The café’s packed, but I manage to snag a seat by the window. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy outside. He’s juggling. Like, full-on circus style. I’m thinking, “Is this real life?” I mean, who juggles in Maidenhead? I’m cracking up, and the café staff are just as confused as I am.

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