Mila Maidenhead Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Still pisses me off, tho—system’s rigged, man. She’s out there grindin’, and for what? Pennies? Makes me wanna punch somethin’. But then I chill—girl’s a legend in her own way. Bet she’s got stories that’d make yer head spin. Prolly seen more crap than Tommy Lee Jones in that desert scene, all grim and tired. “The crime you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure,” he’d say bout her life. Deep, right?

Take a Break

So, I’m finally wrapping up my day, and I decide to take a stroll along the Thames. It’s beautiful, honestly. The sun’s setting, and the river looks all sparkly. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then, I see this swan. And it’s not just any swan. This thing is massive! It’s like the king of the river. I’m standing there, laughing at how ridiculous it is. I mean, who knew swans could have such attitude?

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